Route 9 - Rockford Hills

If you got on this route, you're in for a treat. We promise you're not see any crazies along the way. Just a few self entitled rich snobs. 

• if you're thinking of stealing even a sucker from kid in front of his parents, think twice! You will be sought after, & so possibly sued for the psychological distress you caused their child.

• Try painting graffiti on the horse statue beside us as we pull up to this stop, and you'll be sure to be charged for destruction of property and rare artifacts if caught in eyes of the law. 

• You're paralyzed from the spine down? Then get that checked out by the spinal professionals of the spinal research center of Los Santos. (With no degree, who knows what they could be poking at, they're just as clueless as you are.)

• Wanna Jay-Walk this intersection, cause we've been in the same place for what feels like infinanty? Be our guest! We'll just say we didn't see nothing. 

• Across from Mount Zonah Medical Center is the Weazel Dorset Theater with the "No Cry Zone" corner. So instead, it is intended for "other purposes" more spastically in the lee hours of the night. 

• Feel inclined to offer a lending hand to a lost dog, found pounting beside this tree, by all means help him, but we ain't got time to be any part of this nonsense.

• Tired, and feel you can make it the rest of the way on your own, stumbling back to your hotel room? By all means feel inclined to do so yourself. However, we ain't responsible from here on out for your livelihood

• Why stay on any longer? Can't wait forty-five seconds to be reconnected with the rest of your inner city gang buddies over at the main TrashHound LST Bus Terminal?