Route 8 - Elysian Island & Plaice Pl

On the way we go to the old industrial town, of the trucking and main import dock of the Central US, where all goods are imported from china, because we're lazy scums and too dumb to build the garbage ourselves. 

Incase you are sooo board, and can't control or know what to do with yourself, why don't you hop off the bus at this point (couldn't resist the urge, we get it) and see them all in their full glory over at the Vanilla Unicorn strip club. 

You got in a domestic dispute with your wife, and find yourself awake from a blackout with a bloody nose and a black eye. And you're broke as f*ck! We get it, we'll get you there in no time (Slowly, but surely) We're not the fastest, but it's better than not going at all!

Oh sorry about that, we got stopped by a train crossing. Need to get somewhere now!?! Give us a favor, and get off the bus now, and watch yourself get ran over by the train, while trying to cross. Good luck!

Late to work? Not our problem now! Get off, and walk the rest of the way, would ya?

We go slower here, cause there's so much congestion, that's beyond our control. So it will be like a half hour or more before we loop back around. 

You need to send something back to China or your homeland, get it on the ship before they leave the import dock for good.

Pacific Allied Shipyard is the place to be, if you're looking to hitch a sail out of the country and get away from politics of a "Free and modern society."

Good luck getting through the guard, heads down if you ain't wanna get cought now.

Need to geto like discrete location to help your prostitute love give birth to an unwanted baby, to which you give up to someone else on the streets, in the heart of the geto? This is the place for you! 

You trying to avoid your trouble with the law, heads down! Things get violent at this Police station, there's trouble going down every minute of the day on this block. 

Beneith our feet of this bridge are all the gang fights, and violance you're eyes cannot unsee once seen for the first time. It's best we go over it, and advise not to look down over the bridge. Murded bodies are all piled up, up and down the river stream. 

Need to pay your debts with the law? this is the place to do it. Though we cannot promise you will come out alive!

If you made it this far, all we have to say for ourselves, is good luck along the last block of this trashy route!