Route 7 - Las Lagunas Blvd - Outskirts & inner Los Santos

This is the first of some 150 trafic lights we will be stuck at for minutes at a time. So, don't be surprised if the old folks and their horrendous driving skills hold us up at every intersection. 

You don't have health insurance, so you can't call the parimetics that wouldn't save your life in time anyway? Hop on route 7 here, and we'll get there maybe in twenty minutes or longer. But, we'll be there before dusk, that we can promise. 

Wanna watch horse racing that ends in finding out that the racers gave their horses enhancement drugs to make them go faster, and win the race, or go blow through your life's savings at the casino, look no further. You can also take route two, three, and four to get their quicker, incase you have little patience for our stupidity. 

We'll drop you here, if you wish, but good luck trying to cross this oddly designed intersection.  Doesn't look like it was built with pedestrians in mind.  

Take your wife to a fancy lunch that you can barely afford, so to save money on gas, you take the public transit system, and hope your bill doesn't cost you more than your gas bill would have otherwise. 

This is the closest you will get to living the wealthy life, as we enter the top ten percent of Vinewood Hills. Start planning your night heists as we drive by, giving you ideas. 

Is it time to start taking your life serious, and get yourself that degree from the University of San Andreas, Los Santos (ULSA), so that you can get yourself that dream executive job at a Fortune 500 company in Los Santos, and STOP taking public transit in shame. 

Traffic gets really backed-up here, so it's probs best you just get off here, and take the steps down to the interstate highway, and maybe you can hitch a ride there and be kidnapped in the process. 

Go have yourself some fun at the Del Perro Pier, and just maybe you'll fall off the ride at top hight, and wimp your way home by the end of the day. 

This is your ticket and two block walk straight down to the beach from here, and you're garnered to see all the hotties, and maybe even few sun bathing in their birthday suits for your viewing pleasures. 

Go live your life with the elderly, there are several retirement homes around the corner from here, maybe grandma will give you a bunch of $100 checks for every time you come visit her and her old farts. 

Head quarters of Weazle News, go donate to the special interests of the leftwing liberals of the Weazle News Organization. And watch them control what Sleepy Joe does and says, as we all sit around helpless watching inflation sore to new highs. 

Catch the Metro at the Little Soul Metro Stop. If you don't happen to catch the metro in time, or we're running late to this stop, don't lose your sh*t!  The Metro seems to have several other copies of itself, in which it shows up at the station every twenty seconds anyway.

Need to stop at the car wash, to wash yourself off, because the city cut off your water supply, and you smell like a homeless dead person, be my guest, and come out clean on the other end still smelling just as awful as when you went in. 

Need to go pay your respects to your grandmother, who you barely talked to her anyway when she was alive and wanted company everyday, before they rip her open, stuff her of poison. Then let us just turn the corner sharply, and there you are, at the Los Santos Corners Office. 

We Hope you find the best medical care there is, and you are in the hands of the best "idiots".  As they'll look out for you, & ultimately do nothing but diagnosed you with cancer and watch you terminally die in pain! Welcome to the best in medicine!

Better sprint up those steps, to just barely make the metro before it abandons you again for the tenth time today!

Get off, you can just walk the rest of the way back to the main bus terminal yourself, good luck! We're guaranteed to beat you back though!

What is the point of waiting for us to turn the corner now?! just give us a favor, and get off now.