Route 12 -  SandyShores & Blame County Outbound DASHOUND

• Buckle up, this one is going to be a long one, and there's never knowing what may come up along the way, going at top speed.

• Here resides the waste and water treament center of Los Santos, & Blame County. Hold your breath as we pass, it may be a little stinky... We'll air out the bus down the road. 

• Now we're truly away from the crazies of inner Los Santos, and driving down the o country road to freedom!

• This will only be the one of two other gas stations we'll stop at along the route, so we sagest if you gotta do your business, do it NOW, and not in your pants.

• You hungry? This is the place to go, however we will not be back around to get you on the way back, so find your own way back. 

In front of Jetsam, home of god knows what they make for Los Santos. You ask us, we'll just tell you they're taking up precious valuable o'country land.

• Looking for a nice place to get away, and connect with your inner self and get closer to nature and the world This is your kinda place to go. 💗

• Right across from Hookies, the centeral Los Santos gang-busting hangout destination in all of Blame County. You cross them here, you will be sure to suffer some mental and psychological trauma if you ain't one of "them"!

• This is the second, and final rest stop, we stop at but not for long. Should you get left behind, at least it's safer than most gas stations, although you are still very much vulnerable standing out there alone without us.

• The Chumash Plaza is for you, if you like to go on a big shopping spree. Only then to find out you are broke, and can't afford to get back into town on the already cheap bus system. Sorry, that's your loss, no empathy will be shown here!

• Across the road from Rulers. Run across the road for a drink, and we'll guarantee you going to be hit, before you make it across. And no we're not pulling in for your lazy ass!

• Now this one we will pull in for, if you tip us a big one!

• Just when you think we're going to make a turn into the inner city streets of Los Santos, we'll be back on the highway back at top speed again in no time. 

• Know that we still have a long way to go on this highway, before we make it onto the inner city streets, where it'll then be safe to get off. However, meanwhile take in the "ahhh..." of going under this multi color bridge for a split second0. 

• And onto yet another highway/interstate we go. Haven't you noticed by now, it's eighty-five percent interstates and freeways and highways throughout the route. There's practically no place to get off at on this route!

• You know what happens here... Up, and over the "hill" we go, and either we make it over the "Corrupt" bridge" or we'll find ourselves tumbling from high above, to our deaths! 

• And on the opposite side of the route, from where we came from, and on our way back over we go... north bound

• In front of Clucking Bell Farms; you see how your "meat" is really made and by whom. With total disregard for human health, and quality of life, after you indulge in the first bite of whatever that nasty "sh*t is you just ate! Well, know this is where that "garbage" came from!

• Yes it is just the Union Grain Supply factory, however you never know, to what extent they add the explosive gas byproduct to the mix. And there ya know... we have a catastrophic disaster on our hands. 

• At YOU TOOL, just off the interstate. You'll be sure to find all the tools needed to show your woman, that you're the man of the house! Just maybe you'll feel a little better about your manhood too in the process. 

• Indeed HELL AWAITS... for them that is. As we find ourselves passing the Los Santos State Corrections facility, give a shoutout and a big wave to all the crazies on the other side of the "wall" and wish them well in the CLINK!

• Coming off the interstate exit, into Textile City, we are just a quarter mile away from where you can give birth... if need be. however give us all a favor, and try not to induce labor any sooner, if possible... much appreciated! 

• Any one who did not make it in time, and for those who may have had an untimely passing on this bus, for that we emphasize with you... but, one question then... why did you wait to get here so late?!?

• And not last, but least, for those who did make it all the way... May life continue to serve you well, until that is you're NEXT...