Route 11 Outer-Skirts of Los Santos 

• Catch a classic at the Ten Cent Theater, but anyone waiting outside the doors after the show, we are warning you, may try to become your best friend after a few drinks.... Just stay as far away them as possible. 

• If you get off here, give us a favor, and jump off the bridge into the waste stream & go for a swim, in Los Santos dirtiest, filthiest, and smelliest feces and urine stream, that's pushed out by the hearts of all those who do their business with us in Los Santos. We appreciate it!

• Who knows where this road will lead us to now. We only can hope for the best now from here on out.

• if you have got tats all over you, and want even more regrets about what tatto you decide to have on you next, who knows where, hop off, & go on in blindly, and sign your rights away. 

• Right off the exit of a major interstate, we don't know what will come at us as we make the turn onto the street that fallows to HELL! Don't say we didn't warn ya!

• In a sketch parking lot, that was abandoned long ago,  found off a secreted small long windy road that leads to the middle of nowhere. Who know's if we'll make to the other end alive. 

• Need an idea for a place to build your meth lab? do it here, secreted and cut off from the main flow of everyday trafic. And the cops barely come around here anyway, so you'll be safe and sound, whatever it is, you're cooking up next. 

• Can't say where this is, but this is the only way out from your secreted street, to get you back onto the main streets along with the rest of society without getting caught red handed.

• Same here, can't say where it is. All you need know is, it is the path out of the trouble streets. Don't look back!

• Coming up on the bridge here. For a moment take in the beauty of los Sanots, and admire that you are above everybody else below you for the ten seconds that they look "up" to you. 

• At the entry of the trucking and import dock of Los Santos here, Meet some of the peeps that keep the oil of Los Santos and America pumping.

• Want to meet up with dirty Mike and the boys, this is the place they're known to be late at night and make real sh*t go down. So you know, you may become an encompass should they get the police involved.  

• It's best, this is not the place to get off, and if you do forcefully, we will have no choice to stop and call the LSPD CRISIS LINE, holding onto you for our dear lives, & just like that we're behind schedule now!

• Right off the exit, is Maze Bank Arena, & LSIA to your right. But, give us a favor, and do not go straight or left, or you'll run the chance of being hit by a blind driver! And we ain't paying for your medical bills. 

• Stay in your seats, and don't even ask to get off, cause you'll get flattened like a pancake for breakfast in a heartbeat. 

• to your right of the off ramp, is La Mesa, but we'll be making a circle around before we make our way over that way. 

• once again, a small moment in time in which you are above everybody else below you as they look "up" to you. 

To the right of us, is the impound lot and LSPD, so you got the money in hand, and your sick of relying on underfunded transit to get your lazy ass places, get off and go pay your dues with the law to get yo property back my man!

• You're too poor to call 911 for medical help, so you hop on the bus to hopefully come across a medical facility/hosptial in time to save your own life. Oh gee... That took a while now, sorry about that, hope all goes well, that's if your still alive and have a fighting chance for life. Good luck!

• Casey's Diner, is the true authentic gang diner for family and friends looking to get to know those who live out on the streets or in their front yards, a little better. And that way we're all less of a stranger to one another. 

• And not last but least, two more blocks to go, and we'll be back at where we started from three hours ago. Hope you enjoyed the bumpy ride along the way.